Best Boat Jokes

We're on a hunt to find the best boat jokes around.

Old, new, sail or power — anything to brighten our day. We asked the boats.com Twitter following to send us their best, and this is what they came up with. Can you do better?

@boatsdotcom What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the Doc!

— Hingle McCringlebery (@SquirtinGirten) July 9, 2013

Boats sinking at a dock are no laughing matter... but we like the punchline in the joke below.

 

@boatsdotcom Why did the sailboat sink while tied to the dock? Pier pressure!

 

— Aircraft & Marine (@AircraftMarine) July 9, 2013

 

@boatsdotcom A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint and the crew were marooned....

— Volvo Penta Canada (@VolvoPentaCan) July 9, 2013

Know any good boat jokes? Share them with [email protected] for our next collection update. And thanks!

Written by: Lauren DeVlaming

Lauren de Vlaming is the senior engagement manager at Dominion Marine Media, including boats.com, YachtWorld and Boat Trader. She has a communications background including emphases in social media, journalism, and graphic design, and is also a contributor to the ebook "The Atlanta 50: What to see and do."